Whether you know it or not, you share a common goal with your paper — to go and stay paperless.
No really, your paper doesn't want to just sit around in a shoebox under your bed. It gets lonely, dusty, and wrinkly down there. Your paper wants to be freed, not forgotten.
Which works out wonderfully for someone like you who, even with the best of intentions, has lost, forgotten, or misplaced more important paper than you'd like to admit.